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Swipe. Match.
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Repeat.

You swiped left on your soulmate in 2019.
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3.2M
registered users
847K
active this week
12%
doing great (unverified)

⏱ Your Active Matches

She makes the first move. The clock is ticking. It's always ticking.

😊
Ashley, 34
Marketing Manager · 3 miles away · Likes hiking, wine, dogs
21:47:33
remaining
She's thinking about it.
🙂
Brittany, 31
Nurse · 7 miles away · Has a dog named Biscuit
06:12:09
remaining
Okay. Draft something.
😬
Courtney, 29
Graphic Designer · 1 mile away · This is fine.
00:09:41
remaining
JUST SAY HEY.
😶
Danielle, 33
Teacher · She had really good taste in music.
EXPIRED
she's gone
She was probably going to.
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By the numbers
Our Members, Honestly
Based on internal data, user surveys, and vibes.
94%
have typed and deleted an opening message at least once this week
67%
have shown their phone to a friend and said "what do I even say to this"
41%
matched with someone they definitely know in real life and immediately unmatched
100%
closed the app, opened Instagram, and reopened this app within 4 minutes
23%
are currently on the toilet. We don't judge. We do know.
12%
are doing great, actually. (Unverified. Suspicious. Good for them though.)
Featured Profiles
People Bumbling Near You
All photos are recent. "Recent" is doing a lot of work in that sentence.
😊
● Online Now
Jessica32
📍 2 miles away · Nurse
"My friends say I'm too picky. My friends are wrong. My standards are reasonable. This is fine."
winehiking (in theory)dog mom
🙂
● Hovering
Mike36
📍 5 miles away · "Entrepreneur"
"Fluent in sarcasm. My profile said 6'1 and that's close enough to be fair to everyone involved."
gym (sometimes)networking6'0.5"
😄
● Online Now
Ashley29
📍 3 miles away · Marketing
"Photo is from 2019 but I still look basically like that in good lighting. Looking for my person. Or a person. Honestly at this point."
brunch2019 photogood lighting
😐
● Last seen: a while
Derek38
📍 12 miles away · Finance
"I'm not like other guys. I am, though. I've done a lot of work on myself. Some of it."
golfJordan Peterson fancomplex
🤗
● Online Now
Brittany27
📍 1 mile away · Teacher
"Just moved here! Don't know anyone. Very normal about it. Has a dog named Biscuit. Biscuit is the real draw, let's be honest."
biscuitnew in townnormal about it
😑
● Gave up briefly
Courtney34
📍 4 miles away · Therapist
"I know exactly what's wrong with me. Professionally. Personally I'm choosing not to engage with that right now."
self-awareemotionally complexavoidant (recovering)
😅
● Hovering
Brad33
📍 8 miles away · Sales
"Love to laugh. Love to travel. Love my mom. That's all I've got. Photo with the fish is a different fish."
laughingtravel (airport bars)rented jetski
🥲
● Last seen: Tuesday
Amanda31
📍 6 miles away · HR
"Not here for hookups. Not here for pen pals either. Here for exactly one specific thing I cannot fully describe. You'll know."
knows what she wantsvibe-basedunclear
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Seven simple steps. None of them are simple.
1
Create a Profile
Upload your 4th best photo from 2021. Write a bio in 15 minutes. Delete it. Write it again. Use the first one.
2
Swipe
Swipe right on someone genuinely interesting. Swipe left on someone your mom would love. Immediately question both decisions.
3
Match
It's a match! You have 24 hours. You have so much time. You are so chill about this.
4
Hover
Open the conversation. Stare at the blank message box. Type something. Delete it. Type it again. Close the app.
5
Panic
Reopen the app. 3 hours left. Show your phone to a friend. Friend says "just say hey." You say you can't just say hey.
6
Expire
Match expires. That's okay. She was probably going to message. Almost certainly. We'll never know. It's fine.
7
Repeat
Open the app. Swipe. Match. Hover. Repeat. Or visit our partners at PlentyOfDeadFish.com. Nobody expires there.
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Names changed. Dignity also changed.
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"Met my boyfriend on here. We dated 8 months. He still has my Hulu password. We're fine. I said we're fine."
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Sarah K.
Minneapolis, MN · Fine.
★★★★☆
"I matched with my dentist. We are both pretending it didn't happen. My teeth have never been cleaner. I think out of spite."
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Tom R.
Chicago, IL · Great teeth now.
★★★★★
"I found my cat on here. I don't know how. I don't know whose profile it was. Mr. Whiskers is home and that's what matters."
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Linda P.
Austin, TX · No further questions.
★★★☆☆
"Didn't find love but I did find out I'm terrible at describing myself in 300 characters. Personal growth. Three stars."
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Atlanta, GA · Also on PlentyOfDeadFish now.
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